I don’t enjoy complaining
You all must think by now that I look at complaining as some sort of regional past time that I partake in for pleasure. After all, the vast majority of drivel I regularly spew onto this site is nothing more than a complaint-a-thon.
Let’s be honest and frank for a moment. I hate complaining. Pick yourself back up off the floor. I know it’s hard to fathom. If given the choice between ranting about street kids vs. droning on about something positive and moderately cheery – I would choose the latter.
You see, there isn’t much material that makes me happy short of the things I’ve already blown sunshine all over this website about. Life is good for me. Trouble is, happiness doesn’t equal traffic. Self-deprecating content does. I’m at that point where I seriously consider making shit up just to sound interesting.
But that takes effort and a lack of self-respect. I’m not capable of the prior.
When I started the Domino Effect website many moons ago, I thought it would be a terrific outlet for all things Gregster. 24/7 me. Me. Me. Me. For all I knew, I could have been the next Randy Constan or Mark Gormley, though a lot less gay and creepy (respectively).
Instead, I’ve allowed it to become a dumping ground of mediocrity.
What, pray tell, will I dump here next? Some not-so-random comment about the day of the week? Perhaps another blip about the shitty or wonderful weather? What about some insight into things I hate about people downtown?
It’s all been done. By me. Countless times. BORING.
I’m not here to proclaim the end of a mild mannered website bearing little content or relevance. Nope. It’s not going to change any time soon. In fact, I suspect that over time, this here site is going to be even more neglected than the average child of a Walmart shopper.
In fact, I think the point of this post in it’s entirety was to complain about my excessive complaining to myself and what little of an audience I’ve suckered into reading this crap.
A new, self-deprecating low. If that’s not Irony, then Alanis Morrisette is a genius.
Or is it the other way around.
Fuck.
Gregsta’