Exciting!

This post is really about you, the reader.

For years, I have worked effortlessly to entertain the 5 people (hi mom!) who graze this site. Has it worked? Not really. Rarely do I hear "Son, I think you're out of line on your blog" or "Dude, that was the best post EVER." Nope. Mediocrity is my mainstay.

So why do I put so little effort into it? Is it because I'm a slacker? An invalid? A criminal?

Probably not.

The real reason for the lack of luster on this blog is that there's nothing exciting enough in my life (that I can share) to write about. It's THAT simple.

Bwahahaha.

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Gregsta'