D-Life

I oft question my digital life. There's too much to humanly maintain. Blogs (3, to be exact), Facebook (ahem, FaceCRACK), Twitter (now abandoned), client websites, work websites, Text messaging, voicemails - it just never ends.

I know I've ranted on this subject before. I've studied high and low to discover the secrets of zen-master organizational gurus. How do these modern day Digital-scripture-writing masters keep it all in check? You know what I've learned?

It's all a farse.

Zen masters of the organization are actually freaks who wear trendy clothes around cameras, suffer from OCD, are completely addicted to Provigil and have an assistant that does most of the work. All this digital presence and status updating are just a huge fucking waste of everyone's time.

What the fuck?

Being a fast paced robot of digital society is loosing it's alure really fast. And why? So everyone I know can get up-to-date worthless information about me?

Gregster (12:32pm): I've stepped into the hallway to make a phone call.

Gregster (12:33pm): Phone call completed. I don't know who I called. I just needed to hear a human voice.

Gregster (12:40pm): The staff is looking for me. They need help. I need help. Somebody save me.

You can see why Twitter was the first thing I abandoned.

I miss having things to talk about with friends. We all see what each other has been up to on Facebook. People know what I'm livid about by reading this website. We just sit at the bar now and stare at the bottles with nothing to talk about. Some people start making shit up just to sound interesting. I'm tired of being a social experiment statistic.

Okay, I'm done now. I've got to go check my Facebook news feed...

Crackingly,
Gregsta'