Fun at Work

Top 10 Things I would do at Work if I wasn't in Upper Management

10. Throw a paper airplanes over the divider wall between departments.

9. Post pictures on the company Intranet of drunk, half-naked co-workers found on Facebook and Myspace.

8. Visit the basement wine and beer storage locker daily to "check stock."

7. Rollerskate from one end of the office to the other. Use airhorn to alert people in my way.

6. Page myself over the intercom.

5. Fill the kitchen sink with clean dishes. Hey, the sign doesn't say anything about not putting CLEAN dishes in the sink.

4. Leave container of rotten eggs in back of the fridge. Label it with someone elses name.

3. Connect a PS3 to the gigantic TV in the Video Conferencing room. Play GTA with the sound up really loud during business hours.

2. Strike up a conversation with someone in a stall in the Mens Room.

1. Eat lunch at the owners desk when he/she isn't around. Make sure to leave lots of crumbs behind.