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10 Signs You're Too Much Like Gregster

10. When sitting down in any office chair, you take extra caution to not shift your weight in such a way that it could tip over.

9. After a long, mentally exhausting day of work, all you can think about is how you're going to make dinner and plate your entree.

8. Prior to going outside, you hesitate for a moment and check for a would-be escapee cat behind you.

7. While explaining to someone how to fix something, you start working on something completely different and have no recollection later of the original conversation.

6. Regardless of what anyone says, you're convinced that someone keeps temporarily stealing your coveted black Swingline stapler.

5. Jazz Standards vs. Heavy Metal is a regular internal debate with equally weighted merits.

4. Your bartender knows more about you than you're sometimes comfortable with.

3. The menu option featuring and stinky cheese always wins.

2. You secretly eat at a restaurant now and then that you know makes your significant other crawl with disgust.

1. Magically, whenever you walk past a copier, it breaks down as soon as you're beyond earshot of someone calling for help.