Work It
Got a sweet Elliptical trainer over the weekend. Big thanks to Nate for helping us move it upstairs. You know, those things are about as awkward as you can get in terms of weight and shape. You would be hard pressed to make something any more awkward and difficult to take up the stairs. To my product designer friends: That's not an invitation to prove me wrong.
Back to work this week. It feels like the winter snap is still in effect. I had 4 layers on at one point this morning. Good thing my phone didn't ring. It was on layer 2 where the pockets aren't easily accessible. Had someone tried to mug me, I probably would have gotten stabbed by the time I was able to peel my wallet out of layer 1. (I was going to make a joke about "layered security" here, but only 2 people would get it and neither would have found it funny.)
Next weekend is my birthday. I should be more excited. It's going to be the big "30". I'm convinced that 25 is the new 30. What happens on your 30th? Nothing. No insurance discount, no AARP, not letter from Ted Nugent - nothing. It's just a lame excuse for your friends to raz you about an age that is about as inconsequential as Casey Afleck's role in Oceans 11.
Now 35 - Theres a fucking party. If you've made it to 35 and still have friends, you're doing really well and should celebrate. I know plenty of 35+ folks with only kids, mortgages and ex'es.
Bets' and I are going to pick out a caterer (and hopefully) a photographer this week.
Gregsta'

