Thursday, January 31, 2008

Falling Down Game?


At one time, I loathed Football. I couldn't understand why anyone would willing sit in front of the TV and watch as a bunch of guys threw themselves around the field like rag dolls. In fact, my little brother called it the "Falling Down Game". Risking life/limb? Putting on plastic pads? Jock Strap? For what? Scoring points? Fame?

Fortune. Consider that big paycheck.

Okay, so today I'm a different person. I appreciate (though often times don't fully understand) the game. Seems like there's just too much that causes a player to earn a yellow flag, and there's a lot of players. Those refs must have one hell of a system worked out.

Anyway, Sunday is looking good. We're hosting a big-game party at the house on the big screen. Should be a bunch of fun.

Back to work. No more slacking this morning.

Gregsta'

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Lame-O-Matic

Geek style, yo.

From time to time, I take the opportunity to step back and look at all that I'm doing. Curiously, I realized this morning something that shocked me a little and is something of a wakeup call:

I'm de-Computer Geeking.

That's right. My interest in tinkering with computers is fading quickly. No longer am I thrilled about anything on the computer. I read the other day that people who are into security and pinching pennies in the IT organization are the ones that have job security and are sought after. Security and pinching pennies is a large part of why I became a computer geek back in the day: There were no big security issues and we could garner a huge fee.

The things that were good about being a geek are gone - free music, limited local social networks of other like minded geeks, hacks that do something interesting, knowing that your anti virus was sufficient protection and discovering new things that you could geek out on.

It's not all the fault of an industry that is influenced by dollars and dingbats. I'm changing. I don't find a thrill anymore in having the latest gadget or writing 100 lines of code that actually do something. Now it's just kind of interesting.

That's not to say I don't love what I do for a living! It's still lots of fun!

But now, the varnish has worn off and the cracks are being exposed. I suppose it happens to everyone at some point or another. Who knows. A Computer-geek revival may be in store for me...

Lamingly,
Gregsta'

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Solved

The Sony Crap-o-Matic iPod dock...

Everyone is up in arms in the sub-tech community (the community that tinkers with Linux and refuses to pay for anything) over the DMCA and the RIAA and the resulting "Pay for your music, damn it!" attitude they take.

I have a solution that would make the music industry come out with what little dignity they have left:

Stop selling music. It has no value anymore as a commodity.

Stop recording mass-produced crap. Clearly, your customer base largely doesn't appreciate it enough to pay for it. Move on to other industries. Maybe those record company execs can get a job at Unicef or Greenpeace and use their clear mastery of the courtroom for good and go after polluters and dolphin killers.

It's too easy for people to "steal" music. It's really easy for me to breathe, hence why I don't get charged per-breath. If it's too easy, why should you pay for it? Funny how that got overlooked.

Music lives on in profit by means of live performances and licensed broadcasting (i.e. radio, events, etc.)

People wonder why I don't have a huge collection of MP3's that I downloaded for free? Because there's nothing out there I want out in the first place that isn't already free. I'll pay for anything I really want to keep from being a target of that industry, despite the fact that I thoroughly despise their tactics and principals. They have more lawyers than I do.

Gregsta'

Monday, January 28, 2008

Changing Times

Watching what is happening with the world right now is a weird spectator sport. I can't help but feel like I don't know the whole picture and I'm being fed some interesting FUD that is supposed to make me act a certain way.

Here's my take on it: The world doesn't have a lot of resources. America has been using more than its fair share of these resources for a long time. We've developed some nasty addictions (oil, gadgets, fashion, etc.). We know we need to quit. We can't. Meanwhile, parts of the world are picking up the same addictions while we flounder around about if we want to kick the habit or not. The rest of the world is consuming more than before. We're consuming more of their things than our own. Some of us are being coerced to create artificial demand. We still want everything as cheap as possible, and driving everything into the ground as a result. We are telling ourselves that we ought to innovate differently, and we're starting to learn. But we're still trying to make the kind of money at it that we used to under the unsustainable model. Parts of the world learned our innovation secrets and is running (quite profitably) with them. We're left in the dust.

A little disjointed, but you get the point.

Gregsta'

Snow and Protest

I guess I should know better than to complain about no snow... Or should I?

Check this out:
Go to http://www.netdisaster.com/ and punch in your site URL and get a great animation of the masses protesting your site, God pointing to your cursor or have all the text "sucked" off your page.

Stupid? Waste of time?

Yes on both accounts.

After .75 bottles of wine and at 1:18 in the morning, I find things like this entertaining. The question really is: Why isn't this sort of thing interesting or otherwise grabbing my attention during the course of a normal day? Nobody knows.

There is now a sheet of snow on the street.

I'm happier than before.

Why am I still up at this late hour? Because it's snowing, Betsy is still studying (and she has to be to school before I have to be to work), and I still have wine in my glass.

LikeAFoxingly,
Gregsta'

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Too Damn Hot

Winter would never come for Portland in 2008...

I'm a simple man. All I wanted was for a few inches of snow to blanket Portland for at least 3 days. Instead, I've heard nothing but "It's going to snow tomorrow" comments for the last 2 months that have amounted to NOTHING. I'm considering taking a few weather-people hostage until we get a good dumping of the white stuff.

It wouldn't be the first time I decided I didn't like those bastards.

Winter Weatheringly,
Gregsta'

Friday, January 25, 2008

Dog Days

I used to like winter. Everyone hunkered down and did low impact, quiet things throughout the season.

Now, thanks to the eco-terrorists and REI, there are Bicycles everywhere in January and all of a sudden it's fashionable to stay active and do things outdoors again. I say, stay indoors, read a book or watch TV (depending on your disposition) and focus on indoor things.

I'm moving to the most miserable, desolate part of Oregon. At least there I can have some quiet.

Oh! It's Friday! Yippie!

Grumpingly,
Gregsta'


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

How to Tell...

A computer guy is lying to you if they blame your problem on anything except Microsoft, Viruses, or Hackers.

Gregsta'

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Twit

I was considering this new fangled thing called "Twitter" - nothing more than text messaging and blogging (al beit limited) in one. It really serves no other purpose than to enable those who are stalking you or have considered stalking you. My twitter log would look something like this:

Gregster has just gotten in his car and has started driving to work.

Gregster is finding that Portland rush hour is due, at least in part, to the asshole in front of him.

Gregster would like some coffee to help him diffuse his anger towards the stalled vehicle ahead.

Gregster finally made it into work, no new dents in the car to speak of.

Gregster just got done explaining to an executive the difference between remote email and a remote control.

Gregster was going to post something interesting, but was distracted by yet another co-worker needing support.

Gregster is fidgeting.

Gregster just realized it's time to go home.

Gregster just ran over an innocent bicyclist who wasn't capable of obeying the rules of the road.

Gregster needs a shovel.

Gregster just started making dinner.

Gregster is calling the Fire Department.

Gregster is calling the Insurance agent.

Gregster is going to bed.

Twitteringly,
Gregsta'

Sickly Leave

It happens to most of us at some point. We go to work one morning, feeling fine. Before lunch is over, you have this bizarre feeling like something isn't quite right. You're not feeling like you. Instead, you have been possessed by a crazy ill feeling that won't go away.

That about sums up my afternoon yesterday. Now I'm sitting at home, trying to feel better and get caught up on some reading, DVR programming and (believe it or not) - work. Focusing on the big picture, being distracted by co-workers and other tasks have been taking precedent over getting any real work done.

After lunch, I think I'll finish up that dastardly 2008 budget that I've been dreading so much lately. Then after that: a nap.

Mendingly,
Gregsta'

Monday, January 21, 2008

Up to my waist

The wedding planning is moving slowly. It's incredibly difficult to keep big picture focused when we have so little time to plan so much and get so much done. I'm amazed at how few service outlets there are out there to serve this huge market. Particularly frustrating is how far out everyone tries to make us think they're booked.

Gregsta'

Friday, January 18, 2008

Why!?

Inducing Vomiting with Style has never been so easy!

I've noticed lately the mid 90's hip look most commonly associated with Blossom (remember the atrocious excuse for a sitcom?) has become stylish again - the silly hat and vest/coat in particular.

It just goes to show that fashion designers are in fact de-evolving as members of the human race.

Stylingly,
Gregsta'

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Kosher

I'm making dinner for some friends next week who are Jewish.

I guess I'm not making my world famous Shrimp stuffed Cheese Burgers w/Ham and Egg.

Judaically,
Gregsta;

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Distracted Again

Our company recently underwent a major move, placing me and my staff on the side of a building that faces a large remodeling project across the street. As I type this, a backhoe with a very large jack-hammer attachment is working away at the crane base that once held a 14-story construction crane. This is directly below our single-paned windows, 11 stories down. The noise level is fairly loud, but more importantly, repetitive for awhile, disappears and comes back without warning. I would argue that the environment that it creates is a kin to a torture chamber, except instead of inflicting direct physical pain, it inflicts aural shock waves that cause mental anguish and thought deprivation.

Humans are a funny bunch. We actually tolerate a great deal of noise with some basic conditioning. Those of us who have lived in the city for a very long time are accustomed to the various noises that happen throughout any given day. Those who aren't, not surprisingly, find the city an unnecessarily noisy place that they cannot wait to get out of. Conversely, city dwellers often find they enjoy the quiet of the country for a bit, but find themselves longing for the hustle and bustle of the metropolis. Bottom line - the environment we are used to is the one that we are most comfortable.

City dwellers in Portland are fortunate in that we have strong building codes and noise laws that are mostly enforced. Construction is an amazingly powerful force, however. For whatever reason, we've decided that construction sites are not required to abide by noise ordinances. Why should we? They're only there for a little while and make a bunch of noise, dust, road closures and a host of other annoyances. When it's all said and done, you would hardly know they were there in the first place.

We need quiet or din to concentrate. By that, one can conclude that consistency and fluidity in the noise and its nature are important to enable humans to think clearly. Certainly there are exceptions, but I suspect they are far and few between. Consider that we do a lot of thinking when we're driving. Driving tends to be a noisy activity - the tires rolling along the pavement create a loud cabin, but its a consistent fluid noise. If you're on a noisy, rocky or aging roadway, you're going to be less likely to have the same quality of thought than if you were cruising down a freshly paved freeway.

To illustrate my point, try this - pick out two articles of similar length in your newspaper. Read one in a silent environment with no distractions and see how long it takes you to get through it and feel like you understood everything you have just read. Now, try the same thing with a different article. This time, however, turn your stereo up very loud with some heavy/death metal playing. Compare the time it takes to read, concentrate and understand the second article. They will likely be similar, but the second reading will have taken noticeably longer. If you consider that you were put to task to accomplish this, imagine if you weren't put to task and self-challenged to make it through that metal music and understand the article. You would have taken a lot longer to complete the task.

It is possible to concentrate in an environment with background noise, so long as it's consistent and smooth. What concerns me greatly is that we're building up and we're not addressing the issue of common respect among ourselves. There's little to keep a tenant on the top floor from annoying the one below them. More challenging and worrysome is the simple fact that our culture has a sadistic fascination with making people feel uncomfortable. This isn't conducive to living among each other in close proximity.

Gregsta'

Monday, January 14, 2008

New World Record

Normally, I brag about how little I spend on a single trip to Ikea.

Last night, we went and didn't get what we needed because it wasn't "In-Stock" (meaning it was up on a shelf higher than they're willing to access with a fork lift during business hours).

Instead, we spent $1.00 on not one, but two cinnamon rolls (which are normally a buck each). We spent more on gas getting there.

Aren't large box stores great?

I'm so confused.

Shoppingly,
Gregsta'


Friday, January 11, 2008

Time Off?

Sleeping until 10:00 is normally reserved for High School students and Coffee Barista's. I feel like making an espresso and studying for a History exam. What does this mean?

Going to Vertigo on 43rd and Hawthorne later to hook up the cable boxes to the projection TV later.

Going to Salem tomorrow to put their new (my company's old) phone system in it's new home.

That's a slow weekend for me anymore.

Gregsta'

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Daddy Issues?

Overheard from a hair stylist:

Women who cut their hair super-short have "Daddy Issues". Sometime in their childhood, their father cut their hair and did a horrible job, traumatizing the poor child and requiring a trip to the barber. When all was said and done, the little girl has a "Boy" haircut. From that day forward, they never grow their hair out again and will always cut it short.

That explains a few things about several co-workers...

Gregsta'

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Back on the Block

Much like the brilliant Quincy Jones's album, Back on the Block, I too have resurfaced and nobody noticed.

Only slightly maimed, I now face the task of figuring out what I've been putting off for the last month whilst preparing for the largest move of the office since 1990 (before my time).

Preparing to get married is real work. I'm going to start interviewing wedding planners and see what this thing is going to cost me. We might hold ceremony, reception and honeymoon at a McDonalds to save money. Until I retract that suggestion, I'm sleeping on the couch.

I just found out that the value of my Hybrid is actually increasing rather than depreciating. I don't know what the drive behind this phenomenon is, but I have a feeling that scarcity and demand are to blame. It helps offset the loss I'm taking on my tech stocks.

Hitchingly,
Gregsta'

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Hurt

I spent the entire weekend moving my office at work. I'm exhausted, hungry and I have to be back at the office in the morning bright and surly!

Props to Gooch and his helper for reconnecting all the computers, laptops and phones.

Going to bed.

Gregsta'

Friday, January 4, 2008

Bells

It's not often I accidentally pull off being cliche. It's funny when it happens though.

On New Years Eve, I proposed to Betsy. To my amazement, she said "Yes".

Please send donations to the Greg and Betsy "hitch" fund.

Our gift registries will (eventually) be at Crate and Barrel, Sears and Ikea.

Planningly,
Gregsta'