Resolve

The New Year is upon us. Time for Gregster's New Years Resolutions for 2009:

10. Spend as much time as possible breathing the air of those inflicted with the common cold. Use up some of that damn sick leave while developing immunities!

9. Allow more time in the morning to get to work. Take your time. Don't stress. Shoot at anyone that cuts you off. See, doesn't that make you feel better?

8. Eat less salad, more cheese burgers.

7. Make friends with a mobster or two. You may need them someday.

6. Find a new way to incite political riot online.

5. Start a business in Costa Rica selling American water heaters.

4. Fly to Paris, slap a Frenchman across the mouth (backhanded, please), laugh hysterically and promptly return to the states.

3. Experiment pouring different liquids down the waterless urinals.

2. Convince mailman that the feds are watching his Middle-Eastern ass and he better be careful.

1. Take apart the equipment in the weight room and put it in storage. Spend the next 6 months paying to store it until eventually realizing that I'll never use any of it again and promptly sell all of it.

Resolvingly,
Gregsta'