Trick 'er Treat, Bitches

Haloween. It's one of those holidays my wife loves. I on the other hand secretly just want to stay home with a remote controlled water gun aimed in the general direction of trick-or-treaters. Why? Because if I had been assaulted with a water gun as a kid on Halloween, it would have built important and necessary character traits I needed in life. I want all kids to have the opportunity to be successful in life. You can't be successful in life if you never get hit with a water gun on Halloween.

Tough Lovingly,
Gregsta'