My Life with the Overflowing Inbox Cult

I hate over utilized technology.

Like Email, Texting, IM and blogging.

Yes, I said I hate Blogging. It's a huge time waster and distraction. Right now, I know I should be working on things here in the office, but I'm distracted. I have a blog (or two) that need updates on a regular basis and for some reason, today, I've got all sorts of material to put up on them.

What really kills me is that the staff wants this technology on our Intranet.

Then we can condone employees wasting all day posting their feelings about how to be more green.

Speaking of which, if one more asshole in this company even hints that I should leave my car at home and bike/bus/walk to the office, I'm going to slam their head into a desk. Don't tell me how to commute. I already dropped $30k on a hybrid car to appease you fuckers. My big ol' monster sedan weighs 4000 lbs and gets a consistent, proven 35 miles to the gallon. GET OFF ME.

Oh, and if I hear one more [Oil Giant A] should do [Economy Friendly Action B], I might slam a head into a desk, too. We get it. They're all evil. I personally like having fewer cars on the road due to high gas prices. I'm ready for $6/gallon, Exxon. Don't you need better profits? Jack that shit up!

Gregsta': Conserving Energy from an Evil Soap Box