7 signs you've taken Green Living too far

7. You've moved into a cave just outside of town, sharing residences with hibernating bears.

6. You torch your own car in protest of foreign oil dependence.

5. You develop your own personal "Toilet to Tap" system.

4. To save electricity, you leave all the lights off in the house and hand your guests night vision goggles.

3. Greenpeace won't come anywhere near you for fear of being associated as "Eco-Terrorists".

2. When asked "Paper or Plastic" you get very angry and storm out of the store.

1. Your put 10,000 miles/year on your bike. Your car hasn't been driven in over 2 years.