Me loves the Internet Tubes

I just wasted 1 minute of my life watching videos on making popcorn using your cell phone. I wasted another 10 looking at the debunking videos. How easy I fall victim to this cancer known as The Internet Tubes.

What are The Internet Tubes? It's those places on the Internet that serve no other purpose than to suck my brain dry of any productive ambitions. The Tubes entertain for a brief second, followed by letdown and eventual forgetfulness. When I'm feeling bored, The Tubes give me a small, weak shot in the arm to make my frown into a horizontal line - for just a second.

Tubingly,
Gregsta'