More Catchy's!

I've got one liners and two liners I use on a regular basis. You, too can be like Gregster - full of wit, humor and awkward moments. Try these responses on your friends when they ask the following questions:

Have you seen [insert famous hot chick name] lately?
Not really. She won't talk to me anymore after that whole stalking incident.

You look tired.
I'm not tired. Strung out, perhaps.

When was the last time you went to the doctor?
Yesterday. It was awful. Doc says I have something called Sars. Ever heard of it?

Why the long face?
My short one is in the shop.

Any chance I can have you stop by my place and fix my computer?
Only if you stop by my place and pull weeds, mow the lawn, prune the shrubs and clean out the gutters.

How do you tell your twin cats apart?
One screams louder than the other when kicked.

Is it really necessary to have two robot vacuum cleaners?
Not really, but it's fun to watch them bump into each other.

Do you want another drink?
Seeing as how I'm an alcoholic and the glass in front of me is empty, I suspect the answer will be yes. I'll check with my people and have them get in touch with your people.

How come you don't go to church on Sunday?
For the same reasons I don't go to lectures on the existence of Extraterrestrial beings.


Gregsta