Quotes

"I have ADD when it comes to boys."
- Good friend, still single.

"When it Rains, it Pours."
-Noah

"Half off sale in the kids underwear section? I'm there..."
-Michael Jackson

"Can I get a witness?"
-Rodney King

"Bring on the shots!"
-Me, my 30th Birthday @ the Bar

"Are those boy pants? I didn't think so, either. I don't think he's going to be able to procreate after tonight."
-Annonymous

"I'm never drinking again."
-Jenn every Sunday (aka Jenn with "two n's")

"What the hell?"
-Me after finding out that I don't have any more money in the joint account.

"Buy some shoes for yourself."
-My last words before going into debt for life.

"No complaints yet!"
-My defacto standard response to the question 'How are you today?'

Quotingly,
Gregsta'