Twit

I was considering this new fangled thing called "Twitter" - nothing more than text messaging and blogging (al beit limited) in one. It really serves no other purpose than to enable those who are stalking you or have considered stalking you. My twitter log would look something like this:

Gregster has just gotten in his car and has started driving to work.

Gregster is finding that Portland rush hour is due, at least in part, to the asshole in front of him.

Gregster would like some coffee to help him diffuse his anger towards the stalled vehicle ahead.

Gregster finally made it into work, no new dents in the car to speak of.

Gregster just got done explaining to an executive the difference between remote email and a remote control.

Gregster was going to post something interesting, but was distracted by yet another co-worker needing support.

Gregster is fidgeting.

Gregster just realized it's time to go home.

Gregster just ran over an innocent bicyclist who wasn't capable of obeying the rules of the road.

Gregster needs a shovel.

Gregster just started making dinner.

Gregster is calling the Fire Department.

Gregster is calling the Insurance agent.

Gregster is going to bed.

Twitteringly,
Gregsta'