Too Damn Hot

Winter would never come for Portland in 2008...

I'm a simple man. All I wanted was for a few inches of snow to blanket Portland for at least 3 days. Instead, I've heard nothing but "It's going to snow tomorrow" comments for the last 2 months that have amounted to NOTHING. I'm considering taking a few weather-people hostage until we get a good dumping of the white stuff.

It wouldn't be the first time I decided I didn't like those bastards.

Winter Weatheringly,
Gregsta'