Dog Days

I used to like winter. Everyone hunkered down and did low impact, quiet things throughout the season.

Now, thanks to the eco-terrorists and REI, there are Bicycles everywhere in January and all of a sudden it's fashionable to stay active and do things outdoors again. I say, stay indoors, read a book or watch TV (depending on your disposition) and focus on indoor things.

I'm moving to the most miserable, desolate part of Oregon. At least there I can have some quiet.

Oh! It's Friday! Yippie!

Grumpingly,
Gregsta'