Daddy Issues?

Overheard from a hair stylist:

Women who cut their hair super-short have "Daddy Issues". Sometime in their childhood, their father cut their hair and did a horrible job, traumatizing the poor child and requiring a trip to the barber. When all was said and done, the little girl has a "Boy" haircut. From that day forward, they never grow their hair out again and will always cut it short.

That explains a few things about several co-workers...

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