Monday, January 29, 2007

Back to Nermal...

Bets' got back into town on Saturday night. I'm super tired today and the requests are coming in at God-speed.

All of a sudden, I'm starting to understand how the White Collar speed-addicts got to where they are. Chaos continues at the office. I'm going to the gym tonight for sure. Right after work. Do not pass go, do not eat dinner. 5 miles on the elliptical trainer for you, Gregster!

In other news. I announced my candidacy for president. Within the hour, due to the lack of support, I rescinded my candidacy. At least I can't say I never tried.

Don't worry mom. I'm not doing speed. Hell, I can't even finish a cup of coffee these days without it getting cold first.

Gregsta'

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Paint

I'm heading out to put the finishing touches on a paint job I started earlier this week. Last night was the second coat.

There's a funny thing about painting: The Fumes.

No matter how manly you think you are, you cannot escape the wrath of paint fumes. They will cause you to hallucinate about your painting mastery. Who needs to protect the carpet from drips? I'm perfect at this. I've painted at least 3 other walls in my life.

Off to get a carpet shampooer, a gas mask and a 'Forgive Me' card.

Gregsta'

Friday, January 26, 2007

Favors

When Text Messages Go Bad

Great little Text Message exchange over on Gooch's site between Gooch and a deranged girl he was trying to help move. Shit like that is exactly why I appreciate the power of the restraining order, the internet and the 7-n-7.

Bets' is back tomorrow. I'm going home early with a pile of work to complete after a nap.

TGIF,
Gregster G'Mo Funkmaster

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

That's what I like about work...

It's almost 1:30am.

I'm just now finishing up at the SRG Seattle Office.

Got tons done. No major issues. Gregster is a happy man.

I'll be even happier when I wash all the grime off my hands. Even more so when my feet stop aching.

Going to Bed,
Gregsta'

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Chaos Rules Supreme!

This is going to be a busy week. I'm a little relieved that Bets' isn't here to witness the chaos that is my schedule right now.

Went to the local watering hole two nights in a row - Saturday and Sunday night. Good times. It reminds me of a time when life was more stressful. Back then, I smoked, stayed buzzed all the time and had a desparate sense about me. I've changed a bit since then. It's gradual, but pronounced.

Tomorrow is a Seattle-day. Wish me luck.

Gregsta'

Monday, January 22, 2007

Geek Porn

http://www.cyberguys.com
http://www.thinkgeek.com


You could buy me anything off the above listed sites, and I would be the happiest man alive.

Geek, I am.

Gregsta'

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Early Bird I Am

It's 7:30am. On a Sunday. On a Sunday that was proceeded by an evening of drinking. I'm awake, alert, not hung over, getting things taken care of. Off to the gym!

Gregsta'

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Vacation

This week, Bets' is off to Mexico with family. That leaves me to get a few domestic type things done around the ol' pad.

I'll be working on those New Years Resolutions this week, too. Several friends to meet up and hang out with.

More later. Right now, I need to just rest. Taking Bets' to the airport at 4:50am has tired me out.

Gregsta'

Friday, January 19, 2007

I've gone to the Dark Side...

I have to admit. I really like some of the Blogger templates. I've said "Fuck-it" and moved over to a Blogger template for good. There's some links to the old shit if you're at all interested.

Blogging all-the-way
Gregsta'

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Status Report, Mr. Sulu!

Gregster's 10 2007 Resolutions - Status Report

10. Drink less on New Years Eve 2008.
Not applicable. Yet. So far, I'm still gung-ho on this one.

9. Eat healthier, cook more at home and be creative with what's left in the fridge.
Last week, we made chicken sausage, cheddar and grilled english muffins. What do you think?

8. Clean and organize everything in the house by the end of March.
The end of March isn't here yet.

7. Join Gym by the end of the week.
Joined. Going 2-3 times a week.

6. Find a way to play more music, take more pictures and do more creative non-work related activities.
I took a ton of photos during of this weeks snow storm.

5. Get a new matress.
Not yet.

4. Bike 300 miles this summer.
Tires are pumped up. Brakes are tightened. Still snow on the ground.

3. Completely detail the car myself, by hand.
Boy, and does it need it.

2. Paint every room in the house.
I've looked at the paint swatch...

1. Spend more time with friends.
Can I plead the fifth?

Monday, January 15, 2007

Hyperhydrating for a Nintendo Wii?

Woman Killed in Nintendo Wii Competition
While I doubt this is the first victim directly affected by the Nintendo Wii, this is just an atrosity. Let's learn some lessons here:

1. Hyperhydration (drinking too much water) can kill you.
2. Your life/health isn't worth a miserable video game system.
3. Any video game system that good will produce more. Just wait for it.

I'm going to pull out the ol' Monopoly board this evening. No batteries, remote controls or game consoles required.

Analogly,
Gregsta'

Friday, January 12, 2007

Goddamn It

I think I killed my work computer. Better call the IT department.

Why is my phone ringing all of a sudden... that's weird....

Some bastard killed their work computer. It's that Gregst... Shit.

Have a great weekend!

Gregsta'

Annoyed to the Nines, Macy

Working downtown has been rather ho-hum in the last few years. There hasn't been much happening - a few shootings, hit and runs, the occasional OD'ng Street kid - pretty standard, really. All of this doesn't tend to impact my day to day that much.

Then, something radical started happening about 2 years ago. First, it was the complete remodel of the Courthouse. Now, in all truth, this didn't impact me per se, but I understand that others were quite perterbed about the permenant moving of the Post Office from that building and up the street about 8 blocks. So much for the functional "Core" of downtown.

After that, it was announced that a major renovation would occour on 5th and 6th Ave (our lovely, trend-setting bus mall), complete with a dedicated max line along it.The merits of a max line that does little more than span our transit mall are weak. Sure, it connects up with the other 4 lines that run to the different corners of town, but the amount of track traffic and trains that will be needed to make that more efficient is mind numbing. Don't get me started about the cost.
Along with our lovely transit mall, we have the conversion of Meier and Frank to Macy's. Somewhere in that conversion, they decided that not only did they need to remodel the store, but that they were going to turn the upper half of the building into a 4-star (possibly 5-star) hotel called the Nines. Sounds great. Except for a few annoying details.

The Nines is being constructed by a different construction company than the Macy's remodel. Since it's a downtown building with little access to the upper floors for construction traffic (it's an OLD building), the decision was made to put in external, temporary construction elevators on the side of the building. The Nines construction crew put theirs in rather quickly. Then, not to be outdone, the Macy's crew put one on the other side of the building.

For whatever reason, the Nines people believe that they needed a crane to get this job done. Putting a crane up next to an existing building is a pain. They had already closed down one lane of the 6th Ave bus mall, so they put a big ol' crane up right on the side walk. Just loveley.

To top it all off: The Nines is cutting an atrium through several floors of the building. There's no existing atrium - there's barely holes between floors for stairs and escalators. So, where does all that concrete go when it's removed from the floor plates? You guessed it: Right out the window. Fortunatly, they have had the good sense to install a chute to keep the debris and dust from filling the air and making a mess of the entire area. But the noise. Oh the noise. Multiple times a day - CRASH! I feel sorry for the people in my office that work on that side of the building. Wait, no I don't. There's a bunch of red-neck warriors over on my side of the building right now using my fire escape as a staging platform for their demolition work on a cooling tower on our building. Thank god for noise cancelling headphones.

Annoyingly,
Gregsta'

Monday, January 8, 2007

Post-Holiday Season Ketchup

"You pussy. Suck it up. How dare you take the effort to blog that you have nothing to blog about. Good day sir. I said good day." -Gooch

That about sums up how useful that last blog post was. Thanks to Gooch for pointing that out.

Where did my free time go?
This would be the perfect time to rest and relax after a long season. However, that would be too easy. Instead, I'm running around the office all day long, shopping for groceries, taking out bag after bag of trash, cleaning house, doing laundry and all that other stuff that we normally don't like to do anyway.

Is there really such thing as a Free Luch?
Only if it's catered at the office. You might as well go out for a burrito. Those cold sandwiches and wraps aren't going to fill you up.

What happened to your website?
Friends, let me tell you about this wonderful Blogger interface. It takes all the code the I wrote to make my site work, chews it up and spits it on the ground. It's that good. I'm sick of writing html code. Let this lovely little Java/Ajax application do the work. Let it index my archives. Let there be light.

Girlfriend is better.
This Thursday is the 6 month anniversary of Bets' and my first date. It's hard to believe that 6 months have passed since we met at Stromboli's on Woodstock (now closed down) for a light Italian dinner and a walk in the park. Since Thursday is a busy day, I'm taking Bets' out on Friday night for a nice dinner. I'm not terribly creative, so any suggestions for a 6 month anniversary evening (besides the obvious) are welcome.

Resolving to Resolve
The New Years Resolutions are going well. Too well. I'm working out twice (aiming for three times) a week. I'm blogging regularly. I'm cleaning and organizing the house. I'm spending time with friends. One resolution I should have put down was to get more work done on my side business (what's left of it). I have 3 clients left, all of which (except for one) are fabulous and have a wonderful respect for my limited time and what I do.

Tomorrow: Macy's and The Nines
Anyone who's been into downtown Portland recently has probably seen all the construction. Macy's (formerly Meier and Franks) and another tennant are completely remodeling the building. It's a substantial remodel that will undoubtedly be amazing when complete, but in the meantime is annoying to those of us who spend a considerable amount of our lives downtown.

Sunday, January 7, 2007

No Time is Left to Blog...

It's been a busy week (and weekend). I'll be back later today for my next blog installment.

Gregsta'

Monday, January 1, 2007

Resolutions 2007: The Good, The Bad, The Unattainable

Something about cold weather and the changing year always makes me feel like it's time to make some resolutions. So, here's my rough draft:

Gregster's 10 2007 Resolutions

10. Drink less on New Years Eve 2008.

9. Eat healthier, cook more at home and be creative with what's left in the fridge.

8. Clean and organize everything in the house by the end of March.

7. Join Gym by the end of the week.

6. Find a way to play more music, take more pictures and do more creative non-work related activities.

5. Get a new matress.

4. Bike 300 miles this summer.

3. Completely detail the car myself, by hand.

2. Paint every room in the house.

1. Spend more time with friends.

Resolvingly,
Gregsta'

I want to be sober

Happy new years! I'm sitting here at my computer completely blitzed. Waiting for the alcohol to wear off. My party has left the house. My dinner made it down the drain. What fun. Thanks to everyone who made this a great year. Ugh. I want to be SOBER.


greegsta'