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I dislike it entirely when I have emails I can't make sense of. It grossly magnifies how little people understand about what they're in charge of. It's particularly frustrating when I'm expected to respond "quick and to the point". How do you pull of "quick and to the point" when you're given a steaming pile of jibberish to respond to? For example:

Original Email:
Please provide numbers of for computer purchase for 100 people because we have 90 at the begin of the year projecting 2008 need for no big growth possibly and breakdown the cost by employee.

Response:
Leave your checkbook and 3 signed blank checks. Know that everyone will be able to do their job and we'll still make a profit. Attached are several contacts I would recommend getting in touch with: A great English tutor and a Business coach.

Humoringly,
Gregsta'