Learn how to park
Parking Lot Etiquette Lesson 1: Waiting for a Spot
If you insist on waiting for a spot in a busy parking lot, DO NOT sit there, your blinker on, holding up traffic waiting for Grandma to finish loading her groceries and leave! It's rude, dangerous and super white-trash. Instead, park in the back of the lot and hike off that cheeseburger and fries you had for lunch. If you don't make it to the front door and die of a heart attack, then so be it. Furthermore, if you don't like busy parking lots, try shopping at a non-box-store in your local neighborhood. Can't afford to? Did you consider what it costs you in gas to travel all that way to the Walmart?
Teachingly,
Gregsta'
posted by Greg @ 9:10 AM
1 Comments
Links to this post
1 Comments:
I don't think there are any non-box stores in our neighborhoods. I mean, I like Trader Joe's but even it's getting a bit corporate and playing to the hippie chic crowd that feels better about themselves simply because they spent an extra $2 a pound on "organic" produce. I live about a mile from a Wal-Mart and shop there only because the only local "small" businesses it's hurting are Fred Meyer and Safeway. The day I buy a computer part from Wal-Mart as opposed to Computek (or myself, for that matter) is the day I have the barrel of a .44 magnum for lunch.
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home