Dark and Stormy?

Right now, it feels like the middle of October here in Oregon - Rain, overcast and barely 60 degrees. I wore a coat and used my umbrella walking to work this morning. It's AUGUST.

Is this global warming? Is it a fluke weather pattern? WHAT IS IT, MAN!?

Somehow, I must fly away to another place where the sun is shining and the alcohol is flowing. That would be nice.

Sunningly,
Gregsta'