Gregster All Random Thoughts Revue

Friends, Family, Country-folk. I bring you the first (and likely last) Gregster All Random Thoughts Revue! Performance Art? Barely. Cunning lingual composition? Hardly. Entertaining? On the verge, yes. Drum roll please......

Rodents are sacred creatures that should be protected by a new act of Congress, known as the "Animal Rectal Insertion Protection Act of 2008".
Simply put: Some freakazoids out there get a thrill out of shoving innocent little animals up their, well, you-know-what. We must send a clear message that this sort of behavior will not be tolerated. Small creatures are being victimized unnecessarily. End the suffering.

Vehicles Should be taxed by the actual output of pollutants
Any vehicles should be equipped with a sensor that detects the levels of bad things that get pumped into the atmosphere and measures how much is being expelled. The data is the transmitted, via Satellite and a bill is sent on a monthly basis to the owner for their emissions. Non-complying users would be notified and given 30 days to comply or else face criminal charges.

Video Conferencing should have One Standard: Work
This still baffles me. Why the hell does there have to be so many different ways to make video conferencing work? Why can't everyone's system talk to each other simply? Greed, that's why. Time to put Polycom, Tandberg and Cisco in their place and make everything work together.

Electric Lawnmowers Rule
I just bought one, and I love it. No gas, lightweight and cheap. Did I mention it has enough torque to launch a rock from the front yard right through a window across the street? I didn't? Good. Don't say anything to my neighbor. I don't know anything.

Cat puke sucks
I've got at least 2 piles of it somewhere in the house at any given time. I must find a way to train the cats to hack their business in the litter box. Where's that cattle probe...


That's all folks. Join us next time for another Gregster All Random Thoughts Revue!

Revuingly,
Gregta'