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Happy Friday web dwellers!

I've been getting quite a few questions lately, so I feel it's time to have another Q&A session with Gregster.

Q: Why did you refer to Bets' as your 'partner'? Isn't that how gay people & hippies refer to their significant others?
A: When you've been spewing meaningless words onto blogs and websites as long as I have, words just don't come to mind as easily. I was having a vocabulary-innovation low point. Cut me some slack.

Q: Every week - Sushi this, Sushi that. What gives?
A: To truly understand my lust for sushi, one must understand the magical innovation of the sushi conveyor belt. It's like no other. By having your food come to you by machine, you completely eliminate the need to talk to people or even know what you want. It's what every non-confrontational person desires.

Q: Why are you posting every day? Did you get hit over the head?
A: I have lots of material right now. You see, I'm surrounded by complete rejects of society when I'm at work (not my co-workers, but rather the meth-heads, coke-fiends and drunken rehab dropouts that litter the streets of downtown). I'm feeling really good about my choice to stay away from illicit substances, so I feel the need to write about the freek-a-zoids that aren't so discerning and whatever else I happen to observe.

Q: Does MySpace really consume hours of your time each day?
A: No. My IT department shut off access to MySpace from the office. Wait. I'm the IT department. Fuck.

Q: Are you going to ever write another International Slacker piece? Those are funny.
A: Yes, but not for awhile. A plot is brewing, but slowly (consider the subject). And no, they are not funny.

QandAyingly,
Gregsta'