What I like about Chu's

This could be perhaps my most uninspired post in months.

I'm completely devoid of any opinions that are funny. I've got lots of unfounded and offensive opinions right now, but they're not funny. Just offensive. I like offending people, but not my audience. Call me a snoot, snob or pansy-ass excuse for a writer - whatever helps you sleep at night. Fact of the matter is, I happen to like making fun of those less fortunate and less mentally endowed and enlightened. It's the type of humor we ought to aspire to. The people I make fun of ought to be ashamed of their lifestyle choices. By making fun of them, it sends a very clear message of disapproval. Dissent is a necessary form of being. If you can't openly disagree with people, then what's the point of living in a free country.

Whoa. This is turning into an inspired rant really fast. The words are spewing into the computer faster than I can edit them out.

I must stop. I've already offended myself.

Political Motivation Machine: Gregsta'