Need... More... Time... Off...

(Editors Note: If it seems like Gregster does an inordinate amount of complaining on this site, you would be correct. We can't get him to give us any good material to put up here.)

Dear Ma Nature,

You're a bitch. I like starting my letters off with the direct method. Get used to it.

The last 3 weekends have been shit weather compared to that of the weeks. Did it ever occour to you that perhaps those of us who work our asses off in the confines of buildings day in and day out might enjoy a some decent weather on the weekend? Pull your head out of your fat ass and start showering us with some damn sun on the weekend instead of rain. I know you probably think it's real fucking funny.

News Flash: It ain't funny.

Go ahead, keep it up. The people of this world are already depressed enough. With this kind of weather, you may be planting the seeds for World War 3. Think about it, hippy-freak.

In the meantime, I'm going to chug as many water bottles as I can and pitch them into endangered animal habitats. This will continue until you bring us some decent weather over a weekend.

Pissingly,
Gregster