Who knows?

(In the spirit of the most recent post at Gooch's website:)

Will Bill Gates wake up one morning and see Steve Jobs standing over him with a sharp knife, proclaiming "Time for you to go, PC"?

Does the fact that I'm thinking about sushi after eating a non-sushi lunch mean that I have a problem?

Can I find the will to organize my garage this week?

How much is it going to cost me to install new flooring in my living room?

At what point do I tell one of my female friends that I'm not okay with her having a crush on me still?

Who invented Limon, and why?

Will Spinal Tap come to Portland?

Questioningly,
Gregsta' Pope of SouthEEEst Puddletown