New Matress

It's one of those things that guys hate to spend money on. Matresses. We're okay sleeping on an air matress or a bunch of couch cushions put together with duct tape and covered in 100 thread count sheets (luxury, really).

Then one day, our backs start giving out. Then our girlfriend moves in.

I love my new matress. It's got pillow top and memory foam. No more couch cushions!

Going to bed.

Gregsta'